I saw this awesome blog post on i09 about a rare New Zealand bird species, the kakapo. They only mate in good food years (about 1 in 5 years) and have apparently no survival instinct or skills. Human intervention is bringing their numbers back from the brink, so hopefully they will be around for a long time still (despite the birds’ own efforts). Read the i09 post to learn more. But if you’re not in the reading mood, here’s some good ol’ bird-on-man porno action for you: